The Superior Bird

Uwu awake in the middwe of the night. Uwu'we stiww hawf asweep, nowt weawwy thinking cweawwy. uwu stawe up at the ceiwing awnd swowwy become awawe thawt iwt seems dawkew than usuaw. The ambient wight fwom youw awawm cwock, the stweet wights weaking in fwom the bwinds etc. aww seem eewiwy absent. as youw eyes swowwy adjust uwu become awawe thawt uwu awe nowt stawing at the ceiwing... Thewe's something hovewing wight above youw face bwocking out the wight. Uwu stwain tuwu see whawt iwt iws. As uwu wefocus youw eyes uwu finawwy stawt tuwu make out whawt's bwocking the wight. Iwt's...Iwt's...Iwt's an ass, cheeks spwead, anus inches away fwom youw nose! befowe uwu cawn weact a disgustingwy heinous fawt wips fowth, fiwwing youw nostwiws uwu shut youw eyes tightwy awnd attempt tuwu scweam but uwu gag as the smeww chokes uwu. whewn uwu open youw eyes thewe iws nothing thewe. Uwu quickwy jump fwom youw bed awnd fwip the wight switch own. uwu scan youw woom, inspecting iwt cawefuwwy..iwt's empty, aww iws as iwt shouwd be, except the wancid stench thawt stiww fiwws youw nose awnd mouth..uwu gow tuwu the bathwoom tuwu cowwect youwsewf awnd twy tuwu make sense of whawt juwst happened whewn uwu tuwn own the wight awnd wook in the miwwow thewe awe smaww shit spwats own youw face.

Superior